rocketfists:

awildellethappears:

birdonwing:

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

I feel like this tells anyone everything they would ever need to know about what Eurovision is about. 

Soprano Sauron. 

What is going on.

Omfg look at that Spanish accent

sararye:

allthegleefeels:

DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS

zarys:

Plot twist: Greece and Romania win both and they perform a dubstep dracula drunk remix together

whilelifepassesby:

klainecrisser:

Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia

FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET

No wait that came out wrong..

no it came out perfectly

mishasteaparty:

mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill:

kahterinepierce:

but if greece wins

who pays for eurovision next year?????

germany

Is that Adele tanned

bettemidler:

i lost my eurovision voting virginity to lesbians